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Subject:ZOMG WE WERE SLEEP DEPRIVED AGAIN~!
Time:10:21 am
Current Mood:sleepySLAP HAPPY~!
Long long ago in a galaxy far far away...

...

*coughs* I mean...>.> It all started One Friday, July 21st at 12:54. We sleep deprived people were talking about We All Float restarting and what Jr. and Gaignun were going to be doing. Albedo's funeral. And then all of a sudden...BOOM POW VROOOOOOM...*coughs* POOF! A crack scene appeared~! So sit back and enjoy~!





Psyche: maybe it should just be held between junior and Gaignun, then, Jackie. nobody would be comfortable with it most likely considering what Albedo did.
Jackie: yeah exactly, so yes, that sounds good citrine too maybe...do they even talk to her?
Psyche: yeah, joh said he was planning on citrine "crashing the party".
Jackie: (12:55:17 AM): aw
Andrea: zomg it's like albedo comes in and crashes the party
Jackie: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Ashley: XD
Psyche: hmm, they probably think she died in the conflict. LOL
Jackie: Albedo crashing his own funeral?
Psyche: Gaignun: You're not dead! :O

Jackie: That sounds like something he'd do
Psyche: yes.
Andrea: I was planning on having Akiko do that but I dunno how she would find out so Moe could be there afterwards and be like, "Gaignun, whats a funeral?"
Junior: *wipes away tears* YOU ASSHOLE
Andrea: LOL
Junior:< *shoots him*
Psyche: aww, now moe needs to be there. XD
Jackie: XD
Andrea: XD

And thus it begins...

Junior: ....Why did you bring HIM?
Moe: Is there candy here?
Gaignun: He's my assistant.
Junior: This is a solomn occassion... No, there isn't
Moe: ....who eats all the lollipops
Junior: ...He's going to ruin everything
Moe: *runs around and knocks flowers over-
Gaignun: I'm sorry, but he's just...so...cute.
Moe: ....I DIDN'T DO IT~!
Junior: ... *takes out his guns*
Moe: -tries to fix flowers-
Junior: We can have a double funeral
Gaignun: *takes away guns* NO.
Junior: *aims* ...
Moe: ^^ -claps-
Junior: Moe, listen ot me
Moe: ...no
Junior: ...
Moe: I listen to Gaignun Not Gaignun JR.
Gaignun: *smiles smugly*

Junior: Our brother died and we are sad. Can you please not ruin everything?
Moe: omg -gasps- Can I poke the body?
Junior: ........
Moe: :)
Junior: That's it... screw this *pounces on Moe and starts strangling him*
Moe: *clings to Gaignun's leg* your son is skary!
Junior: *strangles*
Moe: H-Help ack...can't...breathe...HEY LOOK A BUTTERFLY!
Gaignun: Stop. It. *protects Moe* He's only a little kid.
Junior: *gets off* You're really a piece of work, Gaignan... Fine I'll do this by myself.
Moe: Yeah...the realian people will put you in jail...
Junior: *stomps off*
Gaignun: ...
Moe: ...-points- why did he do that?

oh no no no My friend, it isn't over yet~! That was just the prolouge!

Psyche: why do i suddenly see this happening IC.
Andrea: I dunno but I can see it too
Jackie: XD
Psyche: poor junior would have to angst by himself.
Andrea: XD
Jackie: XDDD

~~~

Moe: *hands Jr. a cold drink with no ice* ...Want ice?
Junior: ...I'm not thirsty. You have it
Moe: No No take it I'll go get ice...it's mountain dew...-goes to get ice-
Junior: ...
Moe: *comes back with hammer* here is your ice~!
Junior: What the?
Moe: *throws it in drink*
Junior: Why did you throw a hammer in there?!
Gaignun: *thinks this is completely adorable*
Moe: ...Hammer? What's a hammer?
Junior: .......*takes out the hammer*
Moe: ...this is ice...ICE!
Junior: *drinks the MD*
Clock: *strikes 7pm*
Gaignun: Oh, shit.
Junior: Mmmm ^_^
Moe:...What?
Junior: The ice made it taste grimey
Gaignun: You'll see, little Moe. You'll see.
Junior: *jumps up and down*
Moe: -jumps up and down- Can My sister watch?
Gaignun: ...Okay.
Junior: Sister! Sister! More the merrier!
Moe: MOMO~! *runs to get momo whereever she is*
Gaignun: *brings out bottle of tylenol*
Junior: *grabs pillows and puts them to his head* OMG! I'm an elephant!
Gaignun: *as well as Beyer*
Junior: XD
Gaignun: *and Excedrin*
Moe: -hands Gaignun tylenol 3-
Junior: *runs around like an airplane* Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Moe: This stuff has stuff to knock you out...
Gaignun: Thank you. *takes*
Junior: Play with me Moe!
MOMO: Gaignun? Why is Junior acting... like that?
Junior: OMG MOMO! hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Moe: Your welcome! 8gasps* LITTLE MASTER WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME! *pounces*
Gaignun:...He had Mountain Dew after 6 PM.
Junior: OMG *is pounced starts laughing hysterically*
Moe: HIYA MOMO~! *waves and plays with Jr.'s hair and puts it in pink bows*
Junior: OMG! I'm a pretty girl!
Gaignun: Wow, that actually improves his appearance.
Moe: *claps* Yes you are!
Junior: XD tee hee
Moe: Moe is happy? *pulls sissors out* SKIZZORS!!!!!
Junior: Skizzors? You mean, Skittles? I'm hungry!

Moe: Yes Skizzors! Little master needs a hair cut!
Junior: YAY! Hair cut~ Hair cut~
Moe: *claps and starts to cut Jr's hair to be shorter and uneven*
Gaignun: *takes Beyer with vodka*
Junior: ^_^
Moe: MOMO isn't Little Master prettyful?
Gaignun: *passes out*
Junior: *"prettyful" pose, runs over to MOMO and hugs her* We're like sisters now!
Moe: *claps and sees gaignun passed out* ZOMG MASTER GAIGNUN!?!?!?!?! *pounces on him and jumps up and down* ... *takes his lollipops and goes back to Jr.*
MOMO: You may think that now, but he's not going to be very happy once that stuff wears off~
Moe: ...Uh oh...Little Master will throw a huge fit huh...MOMO won't let him hurt her sister....I mean brother right?
Gaignun: *snores*
Junior: OMG We should play something...
Moe: Tee Hee *cits on Gaignun and pinched his nose*
Junior: Let's play tag!
Moe: TAG TAG TAG
Gaignun: *sniffs*
Moe: *opens his eyes* I see j00~!
Junior: *runs and throws items to the floor to block any persuers* Can't catch meeeee!
Gaignun: *looks creepy in his sleep*
Moe: Moe wants to catch him but wants to put make up on gaignun! We can do that later! *runs after Jr.*
Junior: Later? *pouts* Come on, MOMO! Think of a game we can play!
Moe: ...Put make up on Gaignun later?
Make up? *eyes light up* Okay!
MOMO: Eh? i don't know... I thought you wanted to play tag, Junior?
Moe: *claps* MOMO help us~!
Junior: I'll get the make up! Where do we find some?
Moe: ...that lady with the purple hair! Shelley!? Or Mary has some I think too!
Junior: Okay! I know where they sleep! I'll go get some!
MOMO: I agree with Moe! Mary and Shelley should have some! YAY! -dances around MOMO-
Junior: *runs out and comes back with armfuls of makeup*
Moe: *takes purple lipstick*
Junior: *takes green eye shadow*
Moe: *goes to Gaignun and colors his lips purple*
Gaignun: *sleepy-sleepy*
Junior: *colors Gaignan's forehead* tee hee
Moe: -draws purple hearts on Gaignun*
Junior: *offers blush to MOMO*
Moe: *takes eyeliner and writes on Gaignun's arm, 'LOLLIPOPS!'*
MOMO: *giggles and wipes blush on Gaignun's cheeks*
Junior: *takes eyeliner and draws a mustache on Gaignan*
Gaignun: *sleepy-sleep*
Moe: *thinks* What else?
MOMO: *uses lipstick to draw little hearts on Gaignun's face*
Junior: hmm... ooo! Let's give Gaignan a haircut too!

Moe: Okay! SKIZZORS! *pulls sissors out again*
Junior: *dumps nailpoilish on Gaignan's hands*
Moe: *starts to cut Gaignun's hair* I wanna give him a mullet...but his hair is too short...
Junior: *tries to pull Gaignan upright* Make him bald ^_^ Then we can color his head
MOMO: Gaignun would look... scary without any hair...
Moe: ...Okay....Wait! IDEA! Can we color his hair blonde? Or bald?
Junior: hmmm blond hair or color his head...
Gaignun: *snores*
MOMO: *claps* we can make his hair different colors!
Junior: =D okay!
Moe: -colors gaignun's nose green with nailpolish- Yeah!
Gaignun: *giggles in his sleep 'cause nail polish tickles*
Moe: -sings lollipop-
Junior: OMG! We should stick wet lollipops in his hair *grabs Gaignan's "special" lollipops*
Moe: Yeah! -takes gaignun's lollipops out and hands them to MOMO and Jr.*
Junior: *licks it*
Moe: -licks lollipop- LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP OH LOLLI LOLLI LOLLI!
MOMO: *pokes Moe* Stop singing before you wake him up...
Gaignun: *suddenly moves, shifting his seat before falling asleep again*
Junior: *sticks one now wet lollipop on the back of Gaignan's head/hair and starts coloring around it*
Moe: Eep...he should be use to my voice though...I sing that all the time when he is asleep! I want him to dream of lollipops and rainbows!
Gaignun: *mumbles something about Mr. Phosphorous*
Junior: Oh not that again hee hee *puts pink nail polish on parts of Gaignun's hair*
Moe: *sticks lollipop on gaignun's hair*
MOMO: *blinks* Oh... okay! *goes back to coloring Gaignun's hair*
Gaignun: *mumbles* My fish...mmm...bowl...toilet...weep...

Junior: Did he just say weep?
Moe: Yes
MOMO: Uh-huh!
Moe: What's weep?
MOMO: He says funny things when he's asleep
Junior: huh... *continues coloring* it's when you angst. He does
Moe: Angst? Ooooh! Hey...maybe we can stick his hand in cold water! Mary did that to Little master once! It was funny~!
Junior: ...okay!
Moe: -goes to get cold water-
Junior: *is too hyper to think on that*
Gaignun: ...I wish...Ceasar salad...food......Donkeys...election...federation...
Junior: ...Is he dreaming of asses again?
Moe: He'll pee in his pants I think! Tee Hee~! -comes back with cold water and sticks Gaignun's left hand in it-
MOMO: *giggles* He's a lot funnier when he's asleep...
Junior: yeah and he smiles occassionally
MOMO: You mean he really can smile?
Gaignun: ...Can't...we...all...just...pray...and eat...horseradishes...
Junior: *gets idea and runs to get some tape, comes back* yeah he can apparently
Moe: Wow!
Gaignun: *smiles on cue*
Junior: *tapes the sides of gAIGNAN'S MOUTH UPRIGHT* Now he'll STAY smiling
MOMO: Aww, he CAN smile!
Junior: ^_^
Gaignun: *looks like the joker when smiling*
Moe: -giggles and dyes Gaignun's hair a random color like white or blue or rainbow or something-
MOMO: *tilts her head slightly* I... think I see why he doesn't smile...
Moe: I like when he smiles! It looks funny!
Gaignun: *looks very creepy*
Junior: Yeah he looks kind of evil
Moe: EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIL

Junior: *giggles*
Moe: ...What should we do to him now?
Gaignun: Oh...this? That's...just...a...body...bag...
Junior: ....What?
Moe: ??? Huh?
MOMO: Eeep!
Gaignun: I...know...I didn't...mean...to...shoot...
Junior: ...
Moe: Shoot who?
Junior: Holy crap...
MOMO: Um...
Junior: *goes to call the police*
Moe: ...Tell us...Master Gaignun~! -sing song voice-
MOMO: I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't such a good idea... *begins to back away*
Moe: Master Gaignun......~! What's your deepest darkest secret?
Junior: ... *puts down the phone since this is too interesting*
Gaignun: ...I...I...shot...
Junior: ...
Moe: ....Yes...? We won't call the bad guys on you
RavensFirefly217 (1:37:03 AM): MOMO: ... *stops*
Gaignun: ...Promise?
Moe: Yes ^^
Junior: *whispers* It's like suggestive hypnosis *gestures for MOMO to come back*

Moe: We are your friends~!
Junior: Yes, it'll be okay...
Gaignun: Okay...I shot...my daddy....in the head....with a caliber....
Moe: .....
Junior: ...
MOMO: ...
Moe: You killed your daddy?
Junior: Oh my...
Gaignun: ...Yes...weep...
Moe: ....Awwww *sits on him*
Junior: Why?
MOMO: Oh, dear...
Moe: *doesn't get it why it is so bad*
Gaignun: ...You...don't want...to know...
Moe: Yes we doooooooooo~!
Junior: ... *is curious*
Gaignun: ...Promise...not to tell...brothers?
Moe: Promise~! *thinks: who ever they are*
Junior: ...Promise
MOMO: *goes closer to them again* We won't tell anyone
Gaignun: ...He...made...me...me...me... *fades off*
Junior: ...........................................................................
MOMO: ......

Moe: *pats Gaignun on the head* It's all right Master Gaignun you can tell us! Remember friends don't hide things from other friends~!
Junior: .... He... was molested? *is afraid*
Moe: What's molested?
Gaignun: ... *silent creepy sleep look*
Junior: Something very bad
Moe: ....Oh....? gaignun please tell us were you molested?
Junior: I knew dad was creepy.... but...
Moe: ...My dad was creepy!
MOMO: Daddy was not creepy!
Gaignun: *wakes up* God, I feel like a semi truck hit me... *notices the "children"* Yes?
Moe: yes he was~! he created me~!
Junior: *freezes*
Moe: -still sitting on gaignun-
Gaignun: ...
MOMO: *jumps back* Ah! Gaignun!
Moe: HIYA YOU LOOK PRETTYFUL!!
Junior: ...Lookin' sharp
Gaignun: ...
Junior: *wink*
MOMO: *elbows Junior in the side* Stop it!
Junior: ... *is too hyper to be sad*
Moe: *shows gaignun in a mirrior*
Junior: Sorry. hee hee
Moe: Wait! *takes lollipop out of his hair*
Gaignun: *carefully gets up out of his seat and RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*
Junior: Nature calls?
Gaignun: *locks door behind him*
Moe: ;_; it's stuck...EEP! *falls* .... What...why did he do that...*cries*
Junior: There there
Moe: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Junior: *ear is shot*
Gaignun: MY...MY...MY HAIR!?
MOMO: Um... that wasn't so bad... Oh, Moe, it's okay
Gaignun: MY FACE!?
Moe: ... ;_; -sniffs- he jsut threw me off of him and ran into the bathroom...that is so...um...what do you humans call it...?....un cool?
Gaignun: MY DISTINGUSHED, UNSMILING FACE!?
Junior: ...Jeez he's overreacting isn't he?
Moe: ...*blinks* All better! *presses ear on door*
Junior: Now let's play tag!
Gaignun: :O I'M BLEEDING!
Moe: OKAY!
Junior: *jumps up and down*
Moe: *claps*
Gaignun: Oh, wait, that's just nail polish.
Junior: Gaignan's it!
Moe: Tee Hee~! GAIGNUN! Your It~!
Gaignun: *takes a shower*
Junior: ....

Moe: .....can we invade?
Gaignun: *shaves off hair*
MOMO: I don't think Gaignun wants to play...
Junior: ...
Moe: *runs into door* Ow x.X;
Gaignun: *is clean and bald*
MOMO: ...why did you do that?
Moe: ...I don't know....
Gaignun: *opens door*
Junior: I wouldn't invade, he hates when people go in there. Yes, why?
Moe: MASTER GAIGNUN! *clings*
Junior: eep! He's it, fool!
Gaignun: ...
Junior: *runs* Ha hahahahaa!

Moe: Oh he is! HE IS! *pokes him* Your It! Tee Hee~! *runs*
MOMO: Gaingun looks scary... *runs*
Moe: He's bald!
Gaignun: ... *chases after the three of them* GET BACK HERE!
Junior: Can't catch us, Baldy!
Moe: EEP! He isn't happy! B-But, he wants us to get back there...we should listen!
MOMO: Eeep! We didn't do anything! We're innocent!
Gaignun: *telekinetic punch in the face to Junior*
No way! He wants us there cause he's it *is punched, falls to the ground*
Moe: *laughs at Jr.*
Junior: oooowwwwwww *sniffles*
MOMO: Eh? Junior?
Junior: *starts crying like a baby*
Gaignun: *grabs Junior by the collar*

Moe: *stops running and watches*
Junior: *is still sniffling* You hurt meeee!
Gaignun: You are coming with me, Gaignun Kukai, Jr.
Moe: .....MOMO...should we call DCFS? what ever that is?
MOMO: Uh-oh... Junior's in trouble...
Junior: *cries like a baby again* You... hurt... meeeeee
MOMO: Um... I don't know?
Moe: ...Wanna watch?
Junior: *wails*
Gaignun: *drags Junior into a utility closet*
MOMO: ...okay!
Moe: YAY! *follows and looks to the closet and presses ear it the door*
Gaignun: *locks Junior in said closet* YOU ARE TO ORGANIZE THAT CLOSET BY THE TIME I OPEN THE DOOR.
Moe: ....He isn't happy....;_;
Junior: *between cries* I... can't... see.... any... thing...
Gaignun: *stomps off to office*
Moe: ....What should we do? Stay here or follow Gaignun?
Junior: *wails and cries and kicks and has a temper tantrum on the floor of the closet*
MOMO: I don't think... I want to be near Gaignun right now... I'm staying here

Moe: ....Okay....I don't know what to do...He has lollipops...and....and....MASTER GAIGNUN SHOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!?!?
Gaignun: *orders for a wig* NO.
MOMO: *knocks on closet door* Junior? You okay in there?
Junior: *crying* NO I'M NOT! HE HURT ME AND YELLED AT ME AND NOW I'M IN A CLOSET
Moe: Okay....you didn't have to yell...MEANIE! *looks at door* You gotta clean it...
Junior: NO
Moe: B-But he will get mad again!
Junior: *wiping tears* I don't care! He's just a- a bully!
Moe: ;_; But you have um...dirt? on him!
Junior: *still crying*
Moe: You can be like, "you can't order me around because you shot your daddy!"
Junior: *sniffles* I guess...
Moe: *opens door*
Gaignun: *is miffed there are no wigs in stock*
Junior: *that heavy, gaspy breathing after kids cried really hard is occuring*
Gaignun: *decies to wear the stupid #1 Dad baseball cap, completely with a feather*
Moe: Come on *drags MOMO and Jr. to Gaignun's office*
Junior: NO HE'S GONNA HIT ME
Moe: No he won't!
MOMO: We won't let him hit you, Junior!

Moe: What she said!
Gaignun: *begins paperwork*
Junior: ... ... ... Promise?
MOMO: Yup!
Moe: Yeah! *opens door* HIYA MASTER GAIGNUN~!
Junior: *hides behind them*
Gaignun: *GLARE*
Moe: Eep *sad face* ... *tries to do happy wave*
Junior: *squeak of fear*
MOMO: *blinks* Um... n-nice hat, Gaignun *trying not to laugh*
Moe: *notices the hat and laughs really loud*
Gaignun: ... May I help you?
DADDY! Oh yeah....Little Master has something to say to you~!
Junior: *fear* eep
Gaignun: ...
Moe: *whispers* remember the dirt! *starts to sing*
Junior: I-I-I.... I'm.... *cries* I'm sorry!
Gaignun: ...
Moe: *smacks forehead*
Junior: *un-Junior-like puppy eyes*

Gaignun: That closet had better be organized.
MOMO: *pats Juniors back* Um... maybe Gaignun should apologize... he was the one who wasn't very nice...
Junior: *sniffles*
Moe: Little Maser should remember the dirt we have on Master Gaignun! Eep *covers mouth*
Gaignun: Dirt? What dirt?
Moe: ...*goes to flower pot and pulls dirt out* This dirt!
MOMO: Nothing! Nothing at all! *innocent smile*
Gaignun: ...
Moe: T-T-Tee H-Hee
Gaignun: If you have something to say, please say it.
Moe: Little Master does!
Junior: I already said I was sorry ;_;
Moe: Not that...
Gaignun: ...Not what?
Junior: *is puzzled* Um...
Moe: ....Nothing....
MOMO: *nudges Junior* The other thing, remember?
Junior: Other thing... other thing... um...
Moe: -whispers- the one wiht the caliber
Gaignun: *is about to lose patience*

MOMO: The secret thing...
Oh yeah! Daddy, will you get me Soul Caliber 15?
Moe: -smacks Jr.-
MOMO: ...
Junior: OW
Gaignun: ...
Moe: THE ONE WHERE MASTER GAIGNUN....-covers mouth-
Junior: ....Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee ....
Gaignun: Out with it.
Moe: -shakes head- ...Moe wants lollipop first
Junior: ??? I want a lolli toooooooooooooooo *bounces on heels*
Gaignun: ... *gives everyone a lollipop*
Junior: ^_^ *licks it eagerly*

Moe: YAY! -eats- you...
Moe: -licks-
Gaignun: Yes?
Moe: ....did something....-licks again-
MOMO: Yay, lollipop! ^^
Gaignun: I did...what?
MOMO: Oooh, right... Gaignun, we know that you did last summer! Wait... or, the summer where you were little!
Moe: ....daddy....-licks-
Gaignun: ...O...kay...
Moe: you said daddy was creepy!...wait...
Gaignun: ...
Moe: ...that was me
Junior: *nods* He was creepy.
Moe: Yes that's why I said it.
MOMO: Daddy was NOT creepy.
Moe: ....Yes he was. You didn't know him like we did....did we even know him?
Gaignun: ...Are you finished?

Junior: *licks lollipop oblivious to argument*
Moe: NO!
Moe: ...MOMO wants to tell you~! -lciks lollipop-
MOMO: The 100-Series didn't know him, no... so you can't say he was creepy, because you didn't know him! *nods* Wait! I do? Since when?
Gaignun: *looks at MOMO* ?
Moe: Oh...Okay....Since I said it for you~!
MOMO: Meep! U-um... *hides behind Junior*
Moe: ..do you want me to say it?
Junior: *glances in confusion*
Gaignun: Please, before I send all three of you to work in the cafeteria.
Moe: ...he did something to daddy!
Junior: It's okay, MOMO. *sudden lightbulbs* Ohhhhhh yeeeeeahh
Moe: ....wait....I'm confusing myself....not my daddy....
MOMO: *peeks over Junior's shoulder* You tell him, Moe! He likes you best!
Moe: Okay! -clings ot Gaignun's leg- Ready?
Gaignun: ...O...kay...
Moe: You shot daddy!
Gaignun: ...Why would I shoot Joachim?
Moe: ...wait...Not my daddy!
Junior: *starts reverting to non-hyper Junior*

Gaignun: I've never even met him in person.
MOMO: Not OUR daddy! YOUR daddy!
Moe: ....Your daddy~! *hugs leg* See I told you~! ^^ Happy ^^
Junior: I'm getting a headache -_-
Gaignun: o_o
Junior: ...
Moe: Tee Hee now Gaignun can't be mad at us for telling him that he shot his daddy~!
Gaignun: o_o
Moe: ...So...your daddy is dead? We are the same! So is mine!
Junior: ........
MOMO: *blinks* Um... why hasn't he said anything yet?
Moe: ....I dunno...*pokes leg* Speak?
Gaignun: o_o
And why is he wearing that silly hat?

Moe: G-Gaignun?
Junior: ....
Moe: -bites Gaignun's leg*
MOMO: *still hiding behind Junior* I think we're going to be in trouble...
Gaignun: OW! *pauses* ...I...didn't shoot...anyone.
Junior: *shakes head*
Moe: ....He shouldn't be mad though~! We told him though...Oh you didn't?
Junior: It's okay, Gaignan, I understand
Moe: Okay!
Junior: You told us everything in your sleep
Moe: Good because I would call the bad guys on you~!

Moe: Oh eyah you did! So t's true!
Junior: You... really should have told us sooner...
Gaignun: >_>
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*coughs* I mean...>.> It all started One Friday, July 21st at 12:54. We sleep deprived people were talking about We All Float restarting and what Jr. and Gaignun were going to be doing. Albedo's funeral. And then all of a sudden...BOOM POW VROOOOOOM...*coughs* POOF! A crack scene appeared~! So sit back and enjoy~!</i>

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Psyche: maybe it should just be held between junior and Gaignun, then, Jackie. nobody would be comfortable with it most likely considering what Albedo did.
Jackie: yeah exactly, so yes, that sounds good citrine too maybe...do they even talk to her?
Psyche: yeah, joh said he was planning on citrine "crashing the party".
Jackie: (12:55:17 AM): aw
Andrea: zomg it's like albedo comes in and crashes the party
Jackie: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Ashley: XD
Psyche: hmm, they probably think she died in the conflict. LOL
Jackie: Albedo crashing his own funeral?
Psyche: Gaignun: You're not dead! :O

Jackie: That sounds like something he'd do
Psyche: yes.
Andrea: I was planning on having Akiko do that but I dunno how she would find out so Moe could be there afterwards and be like, "Gaignun, whats a funeral?"
Junior: *wipes away tears* YOU ASSHOLE
Andrea: LOL
Junior:< *shoots him*
Psyche: aww, now moe needs to be there. XD
Jackie: XD
Andrea: XD

<i>And thus it begins...</i>

Junior: ....Why did you bring HIM?
Moe: Is there candy here?
Gaignun: He's my assistant.
Junior: This is a solomn occassion... No, there isn't
Moe: ....who eats all the lollipops
Junior: ...He's going to ruin everything
Moe: *runs around and knocks flowers over-
Gaignun: I'm sorry, but he's just...so...cute.
Moe: ....I DIDN'T DO IT~!
Junior: ... *takes out his guns*
Moe: -tries to fix flowers-
Junior: We can have a double funeral
Gaignun: *takes away guns* NO.
Junior: *aims* ...
Moe: ^^ -claps-
Junior: Moe, listen ot me
Moe: ...no
Junior: ...
Moe: I listen to Gaignun Not Gaignun JR.
Gaignun: *smiles smugly*

Junior: Our brother died and we are sad. Can you please not ruin everything?
Moe: omg -gasps- Can I poke the body?
Junior: ........
Moe: :)
Junior: That's it... screw this *pounces on Moe and starts strangling him*
Moe: *clings to Gaignun's leg* your son is skary!
Junior: *strangles*
Moe: H-Help ack...can't...breathe...HEY LOOK A BUTTERFLY!
Gaignun: Stop. It. *protects Moe* He's only a little kid.
Junior: *gets off* You're really a piece of work, Gaignan... Fine I'll do this by myself.
Moe: Yeah...the realian people will put you in jail...
Junior: *stomps off*
Gaignun: ...
Moe: ...-points- why did he do that?

<i>oh no no no My friend, it isn't over yet~! That was just the prolouge!</i>

Psyche: why do i suddenly see this happening IC.
Andrea: I dunno but I can see it too
Jackie: XD
Psyche: poor junior would have to angst by himself.
Andrea: XD
Jackie: XDDD

~~~

Moe: *hands Jr. a cold drink with no ice* ...Want ice?
Junior: ...I'm not thirsty. You have it
Moe: No No take it I'll go get ice...it's mountain dew...-goes to get ice-
Junior: ...
Moe: *comes back with hammer* here is your ice~!
Junior: What the?
Moe: *throws it in drink*
Junior: Why did you throw a hammer in there?!
Gaignun: *thinks this is completely adorable*
Moe: ...Hammer? What's a hammer?
Junior: .......*takes out the hammer*
Moe: ...this is ice...ICE!
Junior: *drinks the MD*
Clock: *strikes 7pm*
Gaignun: Oh, shit.
Junior: Mmmm ^_^
Moe:...What?
Junior: The ice made it taste grimey
Gaignun: You'll see, little Moe. You'll see.
Junior: *jumps up and down*
Moe: -jumps up and down- Can My sister watch?
Gaignun: ...Okay.
Junior: Sister! Sister! More the merrier!
Moe: MOMO~! *runs to get momo whereever she is*
Gaignun: *brings out bottle of tylenol*
Junior: *grabs pillows and puts them to his head* OMG! I'm an elephant!
Gaignun: *as well as Beyer*
Junior: XD
Gaignun: *and Excedrin*
Moe: -hands Gaignun tylenol 3-
Junior: *runs around like an airplane* Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Moe: This stuff has stuff to knock you out...
Gaignun: Thank you. *takes*
Junior: Play with me Moe!
MOMO: Gaignun? Why is Junior acting... like that?
Junior: OMG MOMO! hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Moe: Your welcome! 8gasps* LITTLE MASTER WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME! *pounces*
Gaignun:...He had Mountain Dew after 6 PM.
Junior: OMG *is pounced starts laughing hysterically*
Moe: HIYA MOMO~! *waves and plays with Jr.'s hair and puts it in pink bows*
Junior: OMG! I'm a pretty girl!
Gaignun: Wow, that actually improves his appearance.
Moe: *claps* Yes you are!
Junior: XD tee hee
Moe: Moe is happy? *pulls sissors out* SKIZZORS!!!!!
Junior: Skizzors? You mean, Skittles? I'm hungry!

Moe: Yes Skizzors! Little master needs a hair cut!
Junior: YAY! Hair cut~ Hair cut~
Moe: *claps and starts to cut Jr's hair to be shorter and uneven*
Gaignun: *takes Beyer with vodka*
Junior: ^_^
Moe: MOMO isn't Little Master prettyful?
Gaignun: *passes out*
Junior: *"prettyful" pose, runs over to MOMO and hugs her* We're like sisters now!
Moe: *claps and sees gaignun passed out* ZOMG MASTER GAIGNUN!?!?!?!?! *pounces on him and jumps up and down* ... *takes his lollipops and goes back to Jr.*
MOMO: You may think that now, but he's not going to be very happy once that stuff wears off~
Moe: ...Uh oh...Little Master will throw a huge fit huh...MOMO won't let him hurt her sister....I mean brother right?
Gaignun: *snores*
Junior: OMG We should play something...
Moe: Tee Hee *cits on Gaignun and pinched his nose*
Junior: Let's play tag!
Moe: TAG TAG TAG
Gaignun: *sniffs*
Moe: *opens his eyes* I see j00~!
Junior: *runs and throws items to the floor to block any persuers* Can't catch meeeee!
Gaignun: *looks creepy in his sleep*
Moe: Moe wants to catch him but wants to put make up on gaignun! We can do that later! *runs after Jr.*
Junior: Later? *pouts* Come on, MOMO! Think of a game we can play!
Moe: ...Put make up on Gaignun later?
Make up? *eyes light up* Okay!
MOMO: Eh? i don't know... I thought you wanted to play tag, Junior?
Moe: *claps* MOMO help us~!
Junior: I'll get the make up! Where do we find some?
Moe: ...that lady with the purple hair! Shelley!? Or Mary has some I think too!
Junior: Okay! I know where they sleep! I'll go get some!
MOMO: I agree with Moe! Mary and Shelley should have some! YAY! -dances around MOMO-
Junior: *runs out and comes back with armfuls of makeup*
Moe: *takes purple lipstick*
Junior: *takes green eye shadow*
Moe: *goes to Gaignun and colors his lips purple*
Gaignun: *sleepy-sleepy*
Junior: *colors Gaignan's forehead* tee hee
Moe: -draws purple hearts on Gaignun*
Junior: *offers blush to MOMO*
Moe: *takes eyeliner and writes on Gaignun's arm, 'LOLLIPOPS!'*
MOMO: *giggles and wipes blush on Gaignun's cheeks*
Junior: *takes eyeliner and draws a mustache on Gaignan*
Gaignun: *sleepy-sleep*
Moe: *thinks* What else?
MOMO: *uses lipstick to draw little hearts on Gaignun's face*
Junior: hmm... ooo! Let's give Gaignan a haircut too!

Moe: Okay! SKIZZORS! *pulls sissors out again*
Junior: *dumps nailpoilish on Gaignan's hands*
Moe: *starts to cut Gaignun's hair* I wanna give him a mullet...but his hair is too short...
Junior: *tries to pull Gaignan upright* Make him bald ^_^ Then we can color his head
MOMO: Gaignun would look... scary without any hair...
Moe: ...Okay....Wait! IDEA! Can we color his hair blonde? Or bald?
Junior: hmmm blond hair or color his head...
Gaignun: *snores*
MOMO: *claps* we can make his hair different colors!
Junior: =D okay!
Moe: -colors gaignun's nose green with nailpolish- Yeah!
Gaignun: *giggles in his sleep 'cause nail polish tickles*
Moe: -sings lollipop-
Junior: OMG! We should stick wet lollipops in his hair *grabs Gaignan's "special" lollipops*
Moe: Yeah! -takes gaignun's lollipops out and hands them to MOMO and Jr.*
Junior: *licks it*
Moe: -licks lollipop- LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP OH LOLLI LOLLI LOLLI!
MOMO: *pokes Moe* Stop singing before you wake him up...
Gaignun: *suddenly moves, shifting his seat before falling asleep again*
Junior: *sticks one now wet lollipop on the back of Gaignan's head/hair and starts coloring around it*
Moe: Eep...he should be use to my voice though...I sing that all the time when he is asleep! I want him to dream of lollipops and rainbows!
Gaignun: *mumbles something about Mr. Phosphorous*
Junior: Oh not that again hee hee *puts pink nail polish on parts of Gaignun's hair*
Moe: *sticks lollipop on gaignun's hair*
MOMO: *blinks* Oh... okay! *goes back to coloring Gaignun's hair*
Gaignun: *mumbles* My fish...mmm...bowl...toilet...weep...

Junior: Did he just say weep?
Moe: Yes
MOMO: Uh-huh!
Moe: What's weep?
MOMO: He says funny things when he's asleep
Junior: huh... *continues coloring* it's when you angst. He does
Moe: Angst? Ooooh! Hey...maybe we can stick his hand in cold water! Mary did that to Little master once! It was funny~!
Junior: ...okay!
Moe: -goes to get cold water-
Junior: *is too hyper to think on that*
Gaignun: ...I wish...Ceasar salad...food......Donkeys...election...federation...
Junior: ...Is he dreaming of asses again?
Moe: He'll pee in his pants I think! Tee Hee~! -comes back with cold water and sticks Gaignun's left hand in it-
MOMO: *giggles* He's a lot funnier when he's asleep...
Junior: yeah and he smiles occassionally
MOMO: You mean he really can smile?
Gaignun: ...Can't...we...all...just...pray...and eat...horseradishes...
Junior: *gets idea and runs to get some tape, comes back* yeah he can apparently
Moe: Wow!
Gaignun: *smiles on cue*
Junior: *tapes the sides of gAIGNAN'S MOUTH UPRIGHT* Now he'll STAY smiling
MOMO: Aww, he CAN smile!
Junior: ^_^
Gaignun: *looks like the joker when smiling*
Moe: -giggles and dyes Gaignun's hair a random color like white or blue or rainbow or something-
MOMO: *tilts her head slightly* I... think I see why he doesn't smile...
Moe: I like when he smiles! It looks funny!
Gaignun: *looks very creepy*
Junior: Yeah he looks kind of evil
Moe: EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIL

Junior: *giggles*
Moe: ...What should we do to him now?
Gaignun: Oh...this? That's...just...a...body...bag...
Junior: ....What?
Moe: ??? Huh?
MOMO: Eeep!
Gaignun: I...know...I didn't...mean...to...shoot...
Junior: ...
Moe: Shoot who?
Junior: Holy crap...
MOMO: Um...
Junior: *goes to call the police*
Moe: ...Tell us...Master Gaignun~! -sing song voice-
MOMO: I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't such a good idea... *begins to back away*
Moe: Master Gaignun......~! What's your deepest darkest secret?
Junior: ... *puts down the phone since this is too interesting*
Gaignun: ...I...I...shot...
Junior: ...
Moe: ....Yes...? We won't call the bad guys on you
RavensFirefly217 (1:37:03 AM): MOMO: ... *stops*
Gaignun: ...Promise?
Moe: Yes ^^
Junior: *whispers* It's like suggestive hypnosis *gestures for MOMO to come back*

Moe: We are your friends~!
Junior: Yes, it'll be okay...
Gaignun: Okay...I shot...my daddy....in the head....with a caliber....
Moe: .....
Junior: ...
MOMO: ...
Moe: You killed your daddy?
Junior: Oh my...
Gaignun: ...Yes...weep...
Moe: ....Awwww *sits on him*
Junior: Why?
MOMO: Oh, dear...
Moe: *doesn't get it why it is so bad*
Gaignun: ...You...don't want...to know...
Moe: Yes we doooooooooo~!
Junior: ... *is curious*
Gaignun: ...Promise...not to tell...brothers?
Moe: Promise~! *thinks: who ever they are*
Junior: ...Promise
MOMO: *goes closer to them again* We won't tell anyone
Gaignun: ...He...made...me...me...me... *fades off*
Junior: ...........................................................................
MOMO: ......

Moe: *pats Gaignun on the head* It's all right Master Gaignun you can tell us! Remember friends don't hide things from other friends~!
Junior: .... He... was molested? *is afraid*
Moe: What's molested?
Gaignun: ... *silent creepy sleep look*
Junior: Something very bad
Moe: ....Oh....? gaignun please tell us were you molested?
Junior: I knew dad was creepy.... but...
Moe: ...My dad was creepy!
MOMO: Daddy was not creepy!
Gaignun: *wakes up* God, I feel like a semi truck hit me... *notices the "children"* Yes?
Moe: yes he was~! he created me~!
Junior: *freezes*
Moe: -still sitting on gaignun-
Gaignun: ...
MOMO: *jumps back* Ah! Gaignun!
Moe: HIYA YOU LOOK PRETTYFUL!!
Junior: ...Lookin' sharp
Gaignun: ...
Junior: *wink*
MOMO: *elbows Junior in the side* Stop it!
Junior: ... *is too hyper to be sad*
Moe: *shows gaignun in a mirrior*
Junior: Sorry. hee hee
Moe: Wait! *takes lollipop out of his hair*
Gaignun: *carefully gets up out of his seat and RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*
Junior: Nature calls?
Gaignun: *locks door behind him*
Moe: ;_; it's stuck...EEP! *falls* .... What...why did he do that...*cries*
Junior: There there
Moe: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Junior: *ear is shot*
Gaignun: MY...MY...MY HAIR!?
MOMO: Um... that wasn't so bad... Oh, Moe, it's okay
Gaignun: MY FACE!?
Moe: ... ;_; -sniffs- he jsut threw me off of him and ran into the bathroom...that is so...um...what do you humans call it...?....un cool?
Gaignun: MY DISTINGUSHED, UNSMILING FACE!?
Junior: ...Jeez he's overreacting isn't he?
Moe: ...*blinks* All better! *presses ear on door*
Junior: Now let's play tag!
Gaignun: :O I'M BLEEDING!
Moe: OKAY!
Junior: *jumps up and down*
Moe: *claps*
Gaignun: Oh, wait, that's just nail polish.
Junior: Gaignan's it!
Moe: Tee Hee~! GAIGNUN! Your It~!
Gaignun: *takes a shower*
Junior: ....

Moe: .....can we invade?
Gaignun: *shaves off hair*
MOMO: I don't think Gaignun wants to play...
Junior: ...
Moe: *runs into door* Ow x.X;
Gaignun: *is clean and bald*
MOMO: ...why did you do that?
Moe: ...I don't know....
Gaignun: *opens door*
Junior: I wouldn't invade, he hates when people go in there. Yes, why?
Moe: MASTER GAIGNUN! *clings*
Junior: eep! He's it, fool!
Gaignun: ...
Junior: *runs* Ha hahahahaa!

Moe: Oh he is! HE IS! *pokes him* Your It! Tee Hee~! *runs*
MOMO: Gaingun looks scary... *runs*
Moe: He's bald!
Gaignun: ... *chases after the three of them* GET BACK HERE!
Junior: Can't catch us, Baldy!
Moe: EEP! He isn't happy! B-But, he wants us to get back there...we should listen!
MOMO: Eeep! We didn't do anything! We're innocent!
Gaignun: *telekinetic punch in the face to Junior*
No way! He wants us there cause he's it *is punched, falls to the ground*
Moe: *laughs at Jr.*
Junior: oooowwwwwww *sniffles*
MOMO: Eh? Junior?
Junior: *starts crying like a baby*
Gaignun: *grabs Junior by the collar*

Moe: *stops running and watches*
Junior: *is still sniffling* You hurt meeee!
Gaignun: You are coming with me, Gaignun Kukai, Jr.
Moe: .....MOMO...should we call DCFS? what ever that is?
MOMO: Uh-oh... Junior's in trouble...
Junior: *cries like a baby again* You... hurt... meeeeee
MOMO: Um... I don't know?
Moe: ...Wanna watch?
Junior: *wails*
Gaignun: *drags Junior into a utility closet*
MOMO: ...okay!
Moe: YAY! *follows and looks to the closet and presses ear it the door*
Gaignun: *locks Junior in said closet* YOU ARE TO ORGANIZE THAT CLOSET BY THE TIME I OPEN THE DOOR.
Moe: ....He isn't happy....;_;
Junior: *between cries* I... can't... see.... any... thing...
Gaignun: *stomps off to office*
Moe: ....What should we do? Stay here or follow Gaignun?
Junior: *wails and cries and kicks and has a temper tantrum on the floor of the closet*
MOMO: I don't think... I want to be near Gaignun right now... I'm staying here

Moe: ....Okay....I don't know what to do...He has lollipops...and....and....MASTER GAIGNUN SHOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!?!?
Gaignun: *orders for a wig* NO.
MOMO: *knocks on closet door* Junior? You okay in there?
Junior: *crying* NO I'M NOT! HE HURT ME AND YELLED AT ME AND NOW I'M IN A CLOSET
Moe: Okay....you didn't have to yell...MEANIE! *looks at door* You gotta clean it...
Junior: NO
Moe: B-But he will get mad again!
Junior: *wiping tears* I don't care! He's just a- a bully!
Moe: ;_; But you have um...dirt? on him!
Junior: *still crying*
Moe: You can be like, "you can't order me around because you shot your daddy!"
Junior: *sniffles* I guess...
Moe: *opens door*
Gaignun: *is miffed there are no wigs in stock*
Junior: *that heavy, gaspy breathing after kids cried really hard is occuring*
Gaignun: *decies to wear the stupid #1 Dad baseball cap, completely with a feather*
Moe: Come on *drags MOMO and Jr. to Gaignun's office*
Junior: NO HE'S GONNA HIT ME
Moe: No he won't!
MOMO: We won't let him hit you, Junior!

Moe: What she said!
Gaignun: *begins paperwork*
Junior: ... ... ... Promise?
MOMO: Yup!
Moe: Yeah! *opens door* HIYA MASTER GAIGNUN~!
Junior: *hides behind them*
Gaignun: *GLARE*
Moe: Eep *sad face* ... *tries to do happy wave*
Junior: *squeak of fear*
MOMO: *blinks* Um... n-nice hat, Gaignun *trying not to laugh*
Moe: *notices the hat and laughs really loud*
Gaignun: ... May I help you?
DADDY! Oh yeah....Little Master has something to say to you~!
Junior: *fear* eep
Gaignun: ...
Moe: *whispers* remember the dirt! *starts to sing*
Junior: I-I-I.... I'm.... *cries* I'm sorry!
Gaignun: ...
Moe: *smacks forehead*
Junior: *un-Junior-like puppy eyes*

Gaignun: That closet had better be organized.
MOMO: *pats Juniors back* Um... maybe Gaignun should apologize... he was the one who wasn't very nice...
Junior: *sniffles*
Moe: Little Maser should remember the dirt we have on Master Gaignun! Eep *covers mouth*
Gaignun: Dirt? What dirt?
Moe: ...*goes to flower pot and pulls dirt out* This dirt!
MOMO: Nothing! Nothing at all! *innocent smile*
Gaignun: ...
Moe: T-T-Tee H-Hee
Gaignun: If you have something to say, please say it.
Moe: Little Master does!
Junior: I already said I was sorry ;_;
Moe: Not that...
Gaignun: ...Not what?
Junior: *is puzzled* Um...
Moe: ....Nothing....
MOMO: *nudges Junior* The other thing, remember?
Junior: Other thing... other thing... um...
Moe: -whispers- the one wiht the caliber
Gaignun: *is about to lose patience*

MOMO: The secret thing...
Oh yeah! Daddy, will you get me Soul Caliber 15?
Moe: -smacks Jr.-
MOMO: ...
Junior: OW
Gaignun: ...
Moe: THE ONE WHERE MASTER GAIGNUN....-covers mouth-
Junior: ....Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee ....
Gaignun: Out with it.
Moe: -shakes head- ...Moe wants lollipop first
Junior: ??? I want a lolli toooooooooooooooo *bounces on heels*
Gaignun: ... *gives everyone a lollipop*
Junior: ^_^ *licks it eagerly*

Moe: YAY! -eats- you...
Moe: -licks-
Gaignun: Yes?
Moe: ....did something....-licks again-
MOMO: Yay, lollipop! ^^
Gaignun: I did...what?
MOMO: Oooh, right... Gaignun, we know that you did last summer! Wait... or, the summer where you were little!
Moe: ....daddy....-licks-
Gaignun: ...O...kay...
Moe: you said daddy was creepy!...wait...
Gaignun: ...
Moe: ...that was me
Junior: *nods* He was creepy.
Moe: Yes that's why I said it.
MOMO: Daddy was NOT creepy.
Moe: ....Yes he was. You didn't know him like we did....did we even know him?
Gaignun: ...Are you finished?

Junior: *licks lollipop oblivious to argument*
Moe: NO!
Moe: ...MOMO wants to tell you~! -lciks lollipop-
MOMO: The 100-Series didn't know him, no... so you can't say he was creepy, because you didn't know him! *nods* Wait! I do? Since when?
Gaignun: *looks at MOMO* ?
Moe: Oh...Okay....Since I said it for you~!
MOMO: Meep! U-um... *hides behind Junior*
Moe: ..do you want me to say it?
Junior: *glances in confusion*
Gaignun: Please, before I send all three of you to work in the cafeteria.
Moe: ...he did something to daddy!
Junior: It's okay, MOMO. *sudden lightbulbs* Ohhhhhh yeeeeeahh
Moe: ....wait....I'm confusing myself....not my daddy....
MOMO: *peeks over Junior's shoulder* You tell him, Moe! He likes you best!
Moe: Okay! -clings ot Gaignun's leg- Ready?
Gaignun: ...O...kay...
Moe: You shot daddy!
Gaignun: ...Why would I shoot Joachim?
Moe: ...wait...Not my daddy!
Junior: *starts reverting to non-hyper Junior*

Gaignun: I've never even met him in person.
MOMO: Not OUR daddy! YOUR daddy!
Moe: ....Your daddy~! *hugs leg* See I told you~! ^^ Happy ^^
Junior: I'm getting a headache -_-
Gaignun: o_o
Junior: ...
Moe: Tee Hee now Gaignun can't be mad at us for telling him that he shot his daddy~!
Gaignun: o_o
Moe: ...So...your daddy is dead? We are the same! So is mine!
Junior: ........
MOMO: *blinks* Um... why hasn't he said anything yet?
Moe: ....I dunno...*pokes leg* Speak?
Gaignun: o_o
And why is he wearing that silly hat?

Moe: G-Gaignun?
Junior: ....
Moe: -bites Gaignun's leg*
MOMO: *still hiding behind Junior* I think we're going to be in trouble...
Gaignun: OW! *pauses* ...I...didn't shoot...anyone.
Junior: *shakes head*
Moe: ....He shouldn't be mad though~! We told him though...Oh you didn't?
Junior: It's okay, Gaignan, I understand
Moe: Okay!
Junior: You told us everything in your sleep
Moe: Good because I would call the bad guys on you~!

Moe: Oh eyah you did! So t's true!
Junior: You... really should have told us sooner...
Gaignun: >_> <_< Told what?
Junior: That you shot dad... because he molested you
Moe: You shot your daddy and he did things to you I think?
MOMO: You said you shot your father
Junior: I understand... I'd shoot him too if he did that
Moe: Our father just jumped out of a window.
Gaignun: ...That's not true. That's not true at all. :|
Junior: No wonder... you never smile... I wouldn't either
Moe: -hugs Gaignun's leg-
Junior: But you told us

Moe: We still love you~!
MOMO: It's okay, Gaignun! We understand
Junior: He molested you, which must have been so, so creepy, and then you shot him
Gaignun: I'm serious. That's not what happened.
Junior: Huh?
Moe: ...Yes....he must have been a very bad man!
MOMO: But that's what you said..?
Moe: I wanna meet him and step on his foot!
Junior: ...
Junior: I'd do a lot more than step on his foot
Gaignun: You should never take sleep talk so seriously.
Moe: But you said weep!
Gaignun: ...Whoever says weep?
Moe: ...You.

Junior: You did... I think... it's kind of fuzzy
MOMO: *laughs a little* Yes, you said 'weep'. And you SMILED!
Ziggy: *walks into the conversation* ...?
Gaignun: ...
Moe: Yes you did! Wait until I TELL all the other 100 series!
MOMO: Come to think of it... you look kind of scary when you smile...
Moe: -still hugging gaignun's leg and laughs-
Ziggy: ...? I look scary. :|
Gaignun: ...You children are strange.
Junior: I wish I remembered....
Moe: But you still love us!
Junior: Don't call me a child! ...And why am I licking this .... OH SHIT
Junior: *throws it in the garbage*
Moe: -eats lollipop- Can I have a new one?
Gaignun: ...Please don't make me say it.
Moe: Say what?

Ziggy: Mr. Kukai, I've completed watering the flowerbeds on the Durandal. Is there anything else you need me to do?
Moe: FLOWERBEDS! Can I go lay in them?
Junior: >_> A battle cyborg and you're using him for THAT
MOMO: Ziggy waters the flowerbeds..?
Junior: *notices his bad hair cut* O_O
Moe: I did that ^^
Ziggy: I... can't deny your request... no matter how gay I feel doing it.
Gaignun: *snaps into professional mode* Oh, no. Nothing comes to mind at the moment. You may leave for the day.
Moe: Don't make the metal guy leave~!
Gaignun: Thank you.
Ziggy: What's wrong with that 100-series? *peers at Moe*
InuDemon009 (2:24:29 AM): Moe: Metal guy...I know how you feel. Master Gaignun orders me around too and I gotta follow as well!
Gaignun: ...

Junior: ...oh my
Moe: I'm MOE! ...MoeMoe, after MOMO but call me Moe!
Junior: ...Gaignan...
Ziggy: *wholly confused* ....?
Gaignun: ...What?
Moe: ...Oh just call me Moe! -hugs Gaignun's other leg now-
Junior: ...Moe, what kind of... "orders" does Gaignan give you... and why do you keep hugging his legs?
Ziggy: *looks between MOMO and MoeMoe* o_O
Gaignun: *can't help but pat his head*
Moe: ....Silly Tee Hee~! You should know! And I like hugging his head ^^ I get my head patted! ^^
.............
Ziggy: Someone needs maintainance in this room, and it's not me.
Gaignun: ...

Junior: ...Oh Gaignan... I know you can't get any.. but THIS is sick
Moe: ...Get any what?
Gaignun: I'm not a pedo.
Junior: oh yes you are *backs away*
Gaignun: No, I'm not. I swear, I'm not.
Moe: GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!
Junior: *ew face*
Gaignun: *sweatdrop*
Junior: I think you're touching Gaignan enough for all of us
Moe: I'm a monkey~!
Junior: And Gaignan.... don't come anywhere NEAR me
Gaignun: ...
Ziggy: I... don't do hugs. Unless it's MOMO.
Gaignun: Why am I suddenly feeling deja vu...?
Moe: But I'm Moe! XD
Ziggy: No, Moe, MOMO.
Junior: *is confused*

Moe: ...Fine be like that. I have Master Gaignun~!
Junior: .... Yeah you sure do
Moe: ^^ YEP!
Gaignun: *sweatdrop*
Junior: ....More than you'll ever want XP
Moe: Huh? Gaignun can I have a piggy back ride?
Junior: You'll know later >_> OH GOD
Gaignun: ...Not now.
Junior: o_o
Moe: Little master wants one as well! Later then?
Junior: NO I DON'T
Gaignun: ...Maybe.
Junior: No "piggy back rides"
Moe: Then MOMO wants one right? Or metal man! ^^ Yay~!
Junior: *is about to puke* Leave MOMO alone
Ziggy: I want what?

Moe: ....MOMO is my sister...Moe doesn't have to!
Junior: ...pedo...
Moe: A piggy back ride! Gaignun gives them! It's fun!
Gaignun: Look, it's not what you think. I'm not a pedo.
Ziggy: I'd squish you.
Gaignun: Very true.
Moe: Awwww that isn't any fun then.
Junior: Sure it's not... giving "piggy back rides" to the children... You're just like dad!
Ziggy: That's a pedo, if I've ever seen one. Except for the ones MOMO gets. :/
Moe: GAIGNUN'S DAD GIVES PIGGY BACK RIDE TOOO!?!?!? I wanna meet him!
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